Guest Entries

Funny Instruments

2061. Carrot Recorder

There's a YouTube video on how to hollow out a carrot and drill holes in it so you can play it as a recorder. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Songs

2062. The THX Theme

It has lyrics you can sing along to:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Funny Diseases

2063. Boanthropy

A rare condition in which one believes he or she is a cow. The most famous historic example is King Nebuchadnezzar, who, according to Bible "was driven from men and did eat grass as oxen." See also Cows.

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Funny Euphemisms

2064. Adult Corn

Also known as the opposite of baby corn, or just corn.

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Funny Advice

2065. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

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Funny Advice

2066. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

2067. Splashy Boi

Better known as a wave.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2068. A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick Walk into a Bar.

No joke.

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Funny Euphemisms

2069. Beach Chickens

The better name for seagulls. See also Birds.

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Funny Questions

2070. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also Math.

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