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Funny Observations

2061. Perhaps a Bat is Called a Bat Because it's Half Bird, Half Rat

See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2062. What Do You Call a Blonde with a Broken Leg?

An ambulance.

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Funny Instruments

2063. An Ugly Stick

Also known as a broomstick, tin, and a boot. Found mostly on Newfoundland. See also Canadian.

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Funny Questions

2064. What Do You Call a Man with No Money and Ten Pairs of Pants?

Married. See also Marriage.

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Funny Euphemisms

2065. Head Bed

Also known as pillow.

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Funny Names

2066. Clive Staples Lewis

No wonder he called himself C.S Lewis. See also Literature.

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Funny Observations

2067. If You Rip a Hole in a Net, There Are Actually Fewer Holes in It than There Were Before

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Funny Observations

2068. Things Are Not on Fire, Fire is on Things

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Funny Observations

2069. You Don't Really Wash Your Hands; They Actually Wash Each Other While You Stand There and Watch

See also Body.

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Funny Observations

2070. Cheese has holes. More cheese equals more holes. More holes equal less cheese. Therefore more cheese equals less cheese.

See also Cheese, Dairy.

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