Guest Entries

Funny Anti-Jokes

2031. What's the difference between a parking lot and an aquarium?

One is a place for cars to park and one is a place to see fish.

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Funny Advice

2032. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.

See also Birds, Reptiles.

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Funny Insults

2033. Yo Mama So Ugly I'm Not Surprised You're Her Kid

See also Yo Mama.

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Funny T-Shirts

2034. Fart Ninjas: Silent but Deadly Shop

Dads’ favorite way to embarrass their teenage daughters. See also Flatulence, Parents.

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Funny Euphemisms

2035. Mini-summer

Also known as the weekend.

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Funny Animals

2036. Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi

A moth named after its resemblance to Donald Trump's hair. See also Insects, Presidents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2037. The Past, Present, and Future Walk into a Bar

It was tense. See also Grammar.

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Funny Drinks

2038. Kool Aid Man's Blood

Also known as Kool Aid. Sick Bastards.

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Funny Questions

2039. Which Planet is the Sun?

Asked my dumb friend. See also Planets.

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Funny Advice

2040. Don't Eat Your Turtles Before They Hatch

Added by a Guest on May 6, 2019| 15 Comments | 75 people like this You Like This | Unlike