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Funny Phobias

2011. Philemaphobia

The fear of kissing.

Added by a Guest on March 1, 2019| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

2012. Carrot Recorder

There's a YouTube video on how to hollow out a carrot and drill holes in it so you can play it as a recorder. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

2013. The THX Theme

It has lyrics you can sing along to:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Funny Diseases

2014. Boanthropy

A rare condition in which one believes he or she is a cow. The most famous historic example is King Nebuchadnezzar, who, according to Bible "was driven from men and did eat grass as oxen." See also Cows.

Added by a Guest on February 27, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2015. Adult Corn

Also known as the opposite of baby corn, or just corn.

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Funny Advice

2016. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

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Funny Advice

2017. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

2018. Splashy Boi

Better known as a wave.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2019. A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick Walk into a Bar.

No joke.

Added by a Guest on February 20, 2019| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2020. Beach Chickens

The better name for seagulls. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on February 20, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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