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Funny Euphemisms

2041. Bath Blanket

Also known as a shower curtain.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

2042. Star Salesman

Someone who "sells" stars on the internet for a few thousand dollars.

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Funny Insults

2043. Nimconpoopian

Adjective for someone who is dumb.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2044. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

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Funny Dances

2045. The Horse with Ants on It

Get on all fours and kick around like crazy. See also Horses.

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Funny Euphemisms

2046. Fart Squirrel

Also known as a skunk.

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Funny Euphemisms

2047. Trainable Cat

Basically a dog. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Insults

2048. Fart-Knocking Ding-Dong

See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on July 17, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

2049. Triangulum

Three stars in a triangle. The laziest constellation out there. See also Astronomy, Lazy.

Added by a Guest on July 16, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2050. Ding Ley Go Fai

Cantonese insult that means "Headbutt your lung". See also Chinese.

Added by a Guest on July 9, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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