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Funny Advice

2041. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping

It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.

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Funny Advice

2042. In Case of Fire, Use Stairs

That's right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!

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Funny Sayings

2043. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

See also Science.

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Funny Things to Do

2044. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"

Everyone hates a literalist.

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Funny Things to Do

2045. On the First Day of Summer Vacation, Change the Clock, Close the Curtains and Put on a Backpack. Then Wake Up a Sibling and Tell Them They Went into a Coma and Slept Through Summer.

See how long they wait for the bus. See also Pranks.

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Funny Euphemisms

2046. Stabby Writer Thing

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2047. What Do You Call a Man with a Knife in His Back?

An ambulance.

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Funny Euphemisms

2048. 50 States That Are United and Part of America

Also known As the United States of America.

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Funny Movies

2049. A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven

The Chinese translation of “Free Willy.” See also Chinese.

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Funny Movies

2050. The Better, The Worse, and The Uglier

Sequel to "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"

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