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Funny Places

2111. Wigglesworth, England

Just down the road from Giggleswick. See also English.

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Funny Questions

2112. Why do we have fingertips, yet don't have toetips, yet are able to tiptoe?

See also Body, Feet, Hands.

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Funny Things to Do

2113. Drawing a Shape in MS Paint, Filling It In, and Accidentally Filling in the Whole Picture Due to a One-pixel Gap

Dammit. See also Computers.

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Funny Places

2114. Cockermouth, England

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Funny Questions

2115. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

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Funny Questions

2116. What Did the Dad Buffalo Say to His Son on the First Day of School?

Bison.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2117. What is the Difference Between an Elephant and a Postbox?

If you don't know, I'm not sending you to mail a letter.

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Funny People

2118. People Who Call Spaghetti "Pasketti"

Spaghetti. It's Italian, not Babyish. See also Italan, Pasta.

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Funny Euphemisms

2119. Pantless Thundergoose

Also known as an ostrich. See also Birds, Pants.

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Funny Quotes

2120. "You Can’t Just Let Nature Run Wild."

-Walter J. Hickel, who was governor of Alaska, United States secretary of the interior, and then governor again

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