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2151. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

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2152. Squeezy Juice

Capri Sun.

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2153. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

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2154. The Forbidden Fruit

Also known as Tide Pods.

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2155. Thinking That You Are Good at Playing Kazoo, Just Because You Know How to Breathe

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2156. Intergluteal Cleft

The medical name for the butt crack. See also Sophomoric.

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2157. Innerer Schweinehund

German for "inner pig dog," used to describe your inner demons or weaker self. See also German.

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2158. Blowing Dust off of a Book

Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.

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First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

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Funny Nicknames

2160. Hot Mess Express

My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."

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