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Funny Things to Do

2151. Farting into Your Hand, and then Holding It Up to Your Nose to See if It Was a Bad One

See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2152. What Did the Worm Say to the Snail?

Nothing, neither worms nor snails can talk.

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Funny Observations

2153. What Do a Butterfly Have to Do with Butter?

Wouldn't "Flutterby" be more appropriate? See also Insects.

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Funny Euphemisms

2154. Flying Syringe

Also known as a wasp. See also Insects.

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Funny Phobias

2155. Myxophobia

The fear of slime.

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Funny Euphemisms

2156. Bar Code Horse

Also known as a zebra.

Added by a Guest on December 20, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2157. If You Don't Know Where Your Children Are in the House, Turn off the Internet and Watch Them Magically Appear

See also Children, Internet, Parenting.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2018| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

2158. Short Celery Stick

What I used to call a pal of mine.

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Funny Euphemisms

2159. Flat Cups

Also known as a plate.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2160. Ore-NO!

Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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