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Funny Nicknames

3141. Saturday Night

Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.

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Funny Euphemisms

3142. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2015| 3 Comments | 97 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3143. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?

To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.

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Funny Things

3144. Infantocracy

To be governed by an infant. Can happen in a monarchy.

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Funny Sayings

3145. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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Funny Sayings

3146. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger

Then it hit me.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3147. What Has a Head and Tail but No Legs or Feet?

A snake, stupid.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2015| 5 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3148. Why Can't Tyrannosaurus Rexes Clap?

Because they're extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Phrases

3149. Go Eat a Bike

A phrase I often use when I run out of comebacks.

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Funny Jobs

3150. Groom of the King's Close Stool

A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2015| 11 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike