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Funny Insults

3141. You're a Virgin That Can't Drive

From the movie Clueless. See also 90's.

Added by a Guest on November 2, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

3143. Monday

For someone who's a total drag.

Added by a Guest on October 28, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3144. How Many People Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

One.

Added by a Guest on October 26, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3145. What Did the Shoe Say to the Sock?

Nothing. Neither are sentient.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3146. Threaded Spaghetti Hot Dog Bites

Yep.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3147. If You Don't Want Someone to Ask You to Do Something Again, Do It Terribly the First Time

Paris Hilton said something like this.

Added by a Guest on October 17, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3148. What Do You Call a Blonde on the Moon?

An astronaut. See also Space.

Added by a Guest on October 17, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3149. Why Was Six Afraid of Seven?

Because prison changes people. See also Numbers.

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2015| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3150. How Do You Make a Plumber Sad?

Break into his house and steal his TV.

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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