Guest Entries
Funny Words
3141. Voluntold
The state of being asked to volunteer, but really being told to do something. See also Portmanteau.
Funny Conveyances
3142. Ford Pinto
Unsafe at any speed, according to Ralph Nader. See also 70's, Cars.
Funny Instruments
3143. Gutbucket
Also called a washtub base. Basically a bucket with a string attached to a broom handle that's nearly impossible to tune.
Funny Instruments
3144. Paperclip
For fairly obvious reasons, the translation of the French word for trombone. See also French.
Funny Phrases
3145. Go and Cook Yourself and Egg!
Translation of the French way of saying "Leave me alone!" See also French.
Funny Things
3146. Death-Eater Gray
The depressing gray color that sucks out all happiness if you stand too close. Often the color of office cubicles. See also Depressing, Office.
Funny Quotes
3147. "Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
See also English.
Funny Foods
3148. Liberty Lettuce
The World War I version of Freedom Fries, sauerkraut was once called liberty lettuce. See also German, Made Up.
Funny Phrases
3149. Eh Wot
A phrase used by old British gentlemen at the end of sentences that means, "you know?" or "right?". See also British, Old-Timey.
