Guest Entries

Funny Quotes

3161. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

So sayeth Ralph Wiggum. See also Cats.

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Funny T-Shirts

3162. Wisconsin: Come Smell Our Dairy Air Shop

Get it? See also Cheese, Wisconsin.

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Funny Advice

3163. If you are not happy where you are, move. You are not a tree.

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Funny Quotes

3164. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!"

Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Literature, Shakespeare.

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Funny Things to Do

3165. Buying a Bag of Grapes then Complaining to the Store About How Hard It is to Peel Them

Demand a refund. See also Groceries, Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

3166. Bringing a Tissue for Show and Tell

You know, for entertainment.

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Funny Nicknames

3167. Bumblebee Pudding Pants

You know who I'm talking about.
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Ok, I'm talking about Benedict Cumberbatch. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

3168. What is Red and Invisible?

No tomatoes. See also Fruits.

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Funny Things to Do

3169. Trying to Say "Good Eye Might" Without Sounding Australian

See also Australian.

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Funny Things to Do

3170. Shalking

Somewhere between shouting and talking, usually by Australians. See also Australian, Communication.

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