Guest Entries

Funny Things to Do

3191. Tying Someone's Shoes Together then Throwing Them Onto a Telephone Wire

They're impossible to get down once you do it. See also Pranks, Shoes.

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Funny Books

3192. Slow Death By Rubber Duck Shop

A funny title for a serious book. The subtitle is “The Secret Danger of Everyday Things.”

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Funny Instruments

3193. Moog Synthesizer

See also 60's.

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Funny Insults

3194. Mad Mustachio Purple-hued Malt-worms

Another Shakespearean insult, this time from King Henry IV, Part 1. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Sayings

3195. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

3196. Go Drunk. You're Home.

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Animals

3197. Ccamas

Hybrid of a camel and a llama.

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Funny Clothes

3198. Vests

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Funny Insults

3199. But Thou Hath Done Thy Mother

Proof that Shakespeare started the "your momma" jokes. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Jobs

3200. Substitute Teacher

A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.

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