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Funny Sayings

3211. I'm Not Totally Useless: I Can be Used as a Bad Example

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Funny Sayings

3212. After Tuesday Even the Calender Goes WTF

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Funny Questions

3213. We do We Bake Cookies and Cook Bacon?

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Funny Animals

3214. The Croc Ness Monster

Non-native crocodile that somehow ended up in a lake on the Greek island of Crete and has been helping himself to local ducks and lambs. See also Greek.

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Funny Foods

3215. Ramen Flavored Oreos

As conceived by MTV. See also Made Up.

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Funny Jobs

3216. Hair Boiler

Job responsibilities include tending vats that boil animal hair. See also Hair.

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Funny Things to Do

3217. Yelling "You Sunk My Battleship!" at a Bingo Game

As seen on the Simpsons. See also Elderly, Pranks.

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Funny Insults

3218. Eejit, Numpty, and Galoot

All Scottish words for "idiot." See also Scottish.

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Funny Words

3219. Brobdingnagian

Fun to say. It means very big or gigantic.

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Funny Nicknames

3220. Lizardbreath

Classic, brother-bestowed nickname for long-suffering sisters named Elizabeth. See, for example, the comic strip For Better or Worse. See also Sophomoric.

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