Guest Entries
Funny Questions
3252. How Many Hair Styles Could Harry Styles Style if Harry Styles Could Style Hair?
See also Tongue Twisters.
Funny Insults
3254. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot That Had the Instructions on the Heel
Funny Insults
3255. Landlubber
One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.
Funny Things
3256. Dad Humor
"Look, there's a flock of cows!"
"Herd of cows, Dad."
"Heard of 'em? There's a whole flock right over there!"
"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad."
"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
"Poof. You're a sandwich."
Funny Insults
3257. Chucklehead, Imbecile, Clod Pole, Noodle, and Turkey
When you google "idiot definition," these are five of the many options provdided under synonyms.
Funny Words
3259. Fartsdump
A Norwegian word for speedbump. Look out, it's a fartsdump! See also Norwegian.