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Funny Insults

3281. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot That Had the Instructions on the Heel

Added by a Guest on December 7, 2014| 4 Comments | 81 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3282. Landlubber

One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.

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Funny Things

3283. Dad Humor

"Look, there's a flock of cows!"
"Herd of cows, Dad."
"Heard of 'em? There's a whole flock right over there!"

"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad."

"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
"Poof. You're a sandwich."

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2014| 6 Comments | 59 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3284. Chucklehead, Imbecile, Clod Pole, Noodle, and Turkey

When you google "idiot definition," these are five of the many options provdided under synonyms.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2014| 1 Comment | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

3285. Phronemophobia

The fear of thoughts, or thinking. Yikes.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2014| 11 Comments | 62 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3286. Fartsdump

A Norwegian word for speedbump. Look out, it's a fartsdump! See also Norwegian.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2014| 1 Comment | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

3287. Black Highlighter Shop

Makes everything disappear.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2014| 8 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

3288. The Frick-Frack Diddly Dack Paddy Whack Thumbtack Back Track Biofeedback

Basically an elaborate euphemism for sex, often found on Tumblr and other websites. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2014| 5 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny TV Shows

3289. Don't Laugh

Japanese game show on which if you laugh, you lose.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2014| 16 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

3290. Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, Massachutes

A lake in Webster. It's a Native American name of a lake.
Not surprisingly, local preferr to call it Lake Webster.

Added by a Guest on November 22, 2014| 3 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike