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Funny Phrases

3301. Sweet Baby Jesus

Best said slowly and dramatically. See also Blasphemy.

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Funny Words

3302. Mamihlapinatapai

The The Guinness Book of World Records' "most succinct word," it's found in the South American language of Yaghan and roughly translates to "a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other would initiate something that they both desire but which neither wants to begin."

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Funny Advice

3303. Writing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger.

It. Just. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Keyboard. Has. Asthma. See also Computers.

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Funny Advice

3304. Try the Other Parent

See also Children.

Added by a Guest on February 27, 2016| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

3305. Capes That Billow in the Breeze

Worn by heroes everywhere.

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Funny Foods

3306. Neeps 'n' Tatties

A Scottish dish of... turnips and potatoes. See also Scottish, Sophomoric.

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Funny Places

3307. Newfoundland

Probably the least original name ever. You just find a new land, and you call it Newfound Land? See also Canadian.

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Funny Places

3308. Ã…, Norway

Yes, a one-letter town. See also Norwegian.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3309. Why Can't the Blonde Call His Friends?

Because his parents say he's to young to have a phone.

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

3310. Soup Sandwich

When something goes terribly wrong, e.g. you tried to make a soup sandwich.

Added by a Guest on February 23, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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