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Funny Drinks

3341. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best alcoholic fictional drink in existence. According to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this drink makes you feel like your brains have been smashed out by gold brick wrapped around a lemon and if anyone does eventually invent this, I will marry them on the spot. See also Alcohol, Fictional.

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Funny Instruments

3342. Mellophone

A trumpet on steroids or a baritone that needs a workout? Or maybe just the French horn's American cousin?

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Funny Insults

3343. Mumpsimus

A person who continues to misspeak, even after being corrected. Read more about the interesting origins of the word.

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Funny Diseases

3344. Cotard's Syndrome

A mental illness in which someone thinks he or she is a walking copse. See also Zombies.

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Funny Names

3345. Mr. E

Good name for a detective. (Say it aloud.)

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Funny Sayings

3346. Ain't No Party Like a Communist Party

See also Russian.

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Funny Words

3347. Folderol

Fancy word for nonsense.

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Funny Places

3348. World'd Largest Ketchup Bottle

Water tower in Collinsville, Illinois. See also Midwestern.

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Funny Advice

3349. You'll Get Everything You Want in Life if You Lower Your Expectations

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Funny Things to Do

3350. Making Your Last Words "Going Ghost!"

See also Death.

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