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Funny Sayings

3381. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

Added by a Guest on January 27, 2016| 6 Comments | 53 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

3382. Why Are Firetrucks Red?

According to Siri, "Because fire trucks have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around." See also Computers.

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Funny Toys

3383. Milky the Marvelous Milky Cow

With pretend milk! See also 70's, Cows.

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Funny Foods

3384. Crispy Citters

Breakfast cereal from the 80's. See also 80's.

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Funny Animals

3385. Fart Squirrel

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Funny Words

3386. Grudgemental

To both hold a grudge and be judgemental. See also Made Up, Portmanteau.

Added by a Guest on January 18, 2016| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3387. False Caterpillars

Shakespearean insult from Henry IV, Part 2. See also Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2016| 1 Comment | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

3388. Sweatpants Shop

The official pants of giving up on life. See also Lazy.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2016| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3389. What Do You Call the Person That Graduated at the Bottom of Their Class in Medical School?

Doctor.

Added by a Guest on January 11, 2016| 3 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3390. How Do You Call a Russian Baker?

By his or her name. See also Russian.

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2016| Comment | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike