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Funny Things to Do

3411. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."

See also Children, Pranks.

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Funny Places

3412. Scratchy Bottom, England

A small town in Dorset, England. Officially the 2nd worst place name in the country after "Shitterton", also in Dorset. See also British.

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Funny Nicknames

3413. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

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Funny Sayings

3414. There's No Mean Way to Say "Bubbles"

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Funny Sayings

3415. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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Funny Phrases

3416. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

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Funny Sayings

3417. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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Funny Songs

3418. Every Breath You Take Shop

"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones. See also 80's.

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Funny Words

3419. Orgulous

Middle English word meaning "proud"or "haughty".

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Funny Words

3420. Dirk

Another name for a short sword. See also Weapons.

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