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Funny Sayings

3371. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

3372. Rocket Fuel

Gatorade and vodka. You'll be soaring. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on September 16, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3373. Banter Sponge

Someone who takes away all banter from the immediate vicinity; not to be seen as a compliment, as most of you sponges seem to take it.

Added by a Guest on September 16, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3374. Russian Doll

Are you a Russian doll?
Because you're full of yourself. See also Russian.

Added by a Guest on September 14, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3375. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on September 13, 2014| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3376. There Are Two Things I Hate, Racists and Norwegians

Added by a Guest on September 13, 2014| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3377. Kibosh

To put an end to something.

Added by a Guest on September 10, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

3378. Drumbone

Used by the Blue Man Group. Essentially a twisty PVC pipe that slides like a trombone and is played by hitting it with sticks.

Added by a Guest on September 9, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

3379. Who?

You know... what's his name. The one who, erm... um... you know the one.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2014| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

3380. Tubbercurry, Ireland

See also Irish.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

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