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Funny Movies

3421. Secrets of the Mountain Shop

Basically one long commercial for Procter & Gamble and Walmart.

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Funny Phrases

3422. Hard at Twerk

Twerking hard or hardly twerking?

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Funny Nicknames

3423. Zeus Toots

For those who pass gas like thunder and lightning. See also Flatulence, Greek.

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Funny Quotes

3424. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.

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Funny Animals

3425. Mute Swan

Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

3426. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

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Funny Advice

3427. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

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Funny Words

3428. Monorchism

The state of only having a single testicle. Similarly, a monochid, is a man with one testicle. See also Body.

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Funny Drinks

3429. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best alcoholic fictional drink in existence. According to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this drink makes you feel like your brains have been smashed out by gold brick wrapped around a lemon and if anyone does eventually invent this, I will marry them on the spot. See also Alcohol, Fictional.

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Funny Instruments

3430. Mellophone

A trumpet on steroids or a baritone that needs a workout? Or maybe just the French horn's American cousin?

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