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Funny Dances

3401. African Ant-Eater Ritual

What you use at a 1987 prom after you paid $1000 to have the most popular girl in school pretend to like you. Oh wait, that's the plot to Can't Buy Me Love with Patrick Dempsey. See also 80's.

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Funny Sayings

3402. Percussionists Bang for a Living

Funny Movies

3403. Road House Shop

Gratuitous nudity, fights, and Patrick Swayze—this movie has it all. See also 80's.

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Funny Diseases

3404. Tanorexica

Addiction to tanning.

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Funny Advice

3405. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

Funny Songs

3406. In Every Dream Home A Heartache Shop

This song, is literally about a blow up doll. E.g. "I blew up your body, but you blew my mind." It was made by Roxy Music, and sung by Bryan Ferry.

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Funny Instruments

3407. Octobass

First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Insults

3408. Mangy Cur

Funny Foods

3409. Wienerschnitzel

Funny Phrases

3410. That's a Fact, Jack

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