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Funny Advice

3431. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

Think about it.

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Funny Movies

3432. Fred Ott's Sneeze

The first motion picture to be copyrighted in the United States, it's a five-second film of one of Thomas Edison's assistants enjoying a pinch of snuff. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

3433. Throw Ice Cubes and Sing "Let It Go"

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Funny Products

3434. Self-Stirring Mug Shop

For those who find the act of gently swirling a spoon too much effort. See also Lazy.

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Funny Nicknames

3435. Toots Magoots

Friendly nickname for a flatulent person. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Books

3436. What Men Know About Women Shop

One hundred pages of absolutely nothing. See also Women.

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Funny Diseases

3437. Stendhal Syndrom

Rapid heartbeat and possible heart attack as a result of looking at beautiful art. See also Art.

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Funny Insults

3438. Schlumpadinka

Oprah Winfrey coined this word meaning a person who does not care about themselves, e.g. wears the same pair of jeans with holes for a month, never brushes hair, etc. See also Lazy.

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Funny Things to Do

3439. Trying to Urinate into the Same Bottle That Got You Drunk

See also Alcohol, Bathroom, Drunk.

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Funny Words

3440. Fartkontrol

Swedish word for "speed trap". There are actually signs in Sweden that say "fartkontrol". See also Swedish.

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