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Funny Words

3481. Archipelago

A chain of islands. Sounds like a Spanish pelican.

Added by a Guest on June 7, 2014| 2 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

3482. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

Funny Euphemisms

3483. Technicolor Yawn

Euphemism for vomit. See also Vomit.

Added by a Guest on June 1, 2014| 1 Comment | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3484. Taking a Stuffed Animal to the Vet

Funny Things to Do

3485. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."

Funny Places

3486. Scratchy Bottom, England

A small town in Dorset, England. Officially the 2nd worst place name in the country after "Shitterton", also in Dorset. See also British.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2014| 1 Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

3487. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2014| 3 Comments | 54 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3488. There's No Mean Way to Say "Bubbles"

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2014| 9 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3489. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2014| 5 Comments | 151 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

3490. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2014| Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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