Guest Entries
Funny Advice
3491. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples
Funny Phobias
3493. Botanophobia
The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.
Funny Insults
3495. Ultracrepidarian
A sophisticated word for person who likes to criticize, but does not know what they are talking about.
Funny Words
3496. Eh and Aboot
Two words that immediately identify a Canadian. "Eh! what aboot that hockey?" See also Canadian.
Funny Insults
3498. Flobblewanger
Someone who gets up at six in the morning to buy a McDonald's milk shake. See also Made Up.