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Funny Sayings

3501. Nuckin' Futs

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Funny Euphemisms

3502. Selling Hot Dogs

It's what my dad would ask if my fly was open.

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Funny Animals

3503. Eclyse

Also known as a zorse, a half-zebra, half-horse.

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Funny Animals

3504. Blobfish

A truly ugly fish.

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Funny Words

3505. Borborygmous

The sound of vibrations of gas or liquid moving through your intestines. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Phrases

3506. Topsy Turvy

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Funny Words

3507. Woebegone

To look sad or miserable, i.e. wanting your woes to be gone.

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Funny Insults

3508. Poltroon

A insult meaning "coward".

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Funny Questions

3509. Why Would I Want to Kiss the Lips at Night, That Chew My Ass All Day?

My grandpa always tell my grandma this when she wanted a kiss at night. See also Marriage.

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Funny Words

3510. Disemvowel

To remove the vowels from a piece of text as a form of censure.

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