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Funny Quotes

3461. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Euphemisms

3462. Squeezing the Lemon

Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Phrases

3463. Late Bird Gets the Turd

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Funny Questions

3464. Where is the Any Key?

See also Computers.

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Funny Names

3465. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Green Bay Packers football player. See also Football, Sports.

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Funny Places

3466. Boring, Oregon and Dull, Scotland

They have sign posts proclaiming their pairing. Dull boring forever!

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Funny Advice

3467. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

Think about it.

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Funny Movies

3468. Fred Ott's Sneeze

The first motion picture to be copyrighted in the United States, it's a five-second film of one of Thomas Edison's assistants enjoying a pinch of snuff. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

3469. Throw Ice Cubes and Sing "Let It Go"

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Funny Products

3470. Self-Stirring Mug Shop

For those who find the act of gently swirling a spoon too much effort. See also Lazy.

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