Guest Entries
Funny Clothes
3461. Pickelhaube
A spiked helmet worn by the 19th and early 20th century German Army. See also German, Military.
Funny Questions
3462. How Do I Google Something?
Actual search result in Google. See also Computers, Internet.
Funny Sayings
3463. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God
The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.
Funny Diseases
3464. Empirism
An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Advice
3465. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples
Funny Phobias
3467. Botanophobia
The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.
Funny Insults
3469. Ultracrepidarian
A sophisticated word for person who likes to criticize, but does not know what they are talking about.
Funny Words
3470. Eh and Aboot
Two words that immediately identify a Canadian. "Eh! what aboot that hockey?" See also Canadian.