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Funny Anti-Jokes

3271. What Do You Call a Dog with No Legs?

Nothing. It won't come when you call it. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2015| 3 Comments | 60 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3272. Looking Up at the Ceiling Until Other People Do It

See also Pranks.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2015| 4 Comments | 127 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3273. Sialoquent

To have the tendency to spray saliva while speaking. See also Gross.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2015| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3274. What Did Batman Say to Robin Before They Got in the Batmobile?

Get in the car.

Added by a Guest on December 6, 2015| 8 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

3275. Dehydrated Water Shop

Just add water.

Added by a Guest on December 5, 2015| 11 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

3276. Saturday Night

Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2015| 7 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

3277. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2015| 3 Comments | 97 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3278. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?

To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2015| 3 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

3279. Infantocracy

To be governed by an infant. Can happen in a monarchy.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2015| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3280. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2015| 1 Comment | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike