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Funny Sayings

3231. All Up in the Kool-Aid, and Don't Even Know the Flavor

Why you all up in my business? Mind your own.

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Funny Sayings

3232. A Few Decades Ago, We Had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now We Have No Cash, No Hope, and No Jobs.

Pray that Kevin Bacon doesn't die. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

3233. If a Tomato is a Fruit, Isn't Ketchup a Smoothie?

See also Condiments.

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Funny Phobias

3234. Alektorophobia

Fear of chickens. See also Birds.

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Funny Products

3235. Poo-Pourri Shop

Spritz the bowl and no one will know. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Questions

3236. My Girlfriend Farted when I Kissed Her Last Night. Should I Break Up with Her?

Asked and answered on the ever helpful and mature answers.yahoo.com. Marissa Mayer, you are doing God's work. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Words

3237. Ausfahrt

It means "exit" in German, and it makes me giggle. See also Flatulence, German, Sophomoric.

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Funny Sayings

3238. I'm Not Totally Useless: I Can be Used as a Bad Example

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Funny Sayings

3239. After Tuesday Even the Calender Goes WTF

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Funny Questions

3240. We do We Bake Cookies and Cook Bacon?

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2015| 15 Comments | 78 people like this You Like This | Unlike