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Funny Sayings

4211. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Where's the fun in that?

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Funny Clothes

4212. Sweater Vests Shop

It's a sweater. It's a vest. It's a sweater vest.

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Funny Euphemisms

4213. Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

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Funny Things

4214. Cardboard Kegger

Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Phrases

4215. The Iraq

As spoken by disgraced Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton, e.g. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." See also Geography, Places.

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Funny Words

4216. Sassafras

See also Trees.

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Funny Phrases

4217. It's Britney, Bitch

I said, "It's Britney, Bitch". See also Celebrities, Music, Singers.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

4218. Fucking, Austria

Yep. See also European, Profanity.

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Funny Words

4219. Hornswoggle

Added by a Guest on March 12, 2008| 19 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

4220. Cowpuncher

According to Dictionary.com, "a hired hand who tends cattle and performs other duties on horseback". So basically someone who does all that cowboy stuff on a ranch with cows. See also Western.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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