Guest Entries
Funny Things
4251. Swag
The free T-Shirts, foam cup-holders, and key rings you receive when attending conventions. See also Unnecessary.
Funny Animals
4254. Aquatic Scrotum
The aquatic scrotum, the scientific name for a frog which generally resides in Lake Titicaca, is a large, wrinkly frog, with layers of skin that it uses to breathe. They're considered to be good luck because they supposedly bring rain, and are honored, hugged, kissed and stroked until the rain comes, when they are released back into their natural habitat. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Words
4257. Flume
Funny Movies
4259. Armageddon
Released a month after Deep Impact, this movie helped feed a nation's lust for space-death. "The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?" See also 90's, Space.
Funny Diseases
4260. Tarantism
An uncontrollable urge to dance, as in "Reverend Shaw Moore will not tolerate your taratism, nor the looseness it causes in your feet." Italians thought it was caused by tarantula bites. See also Animals, Dances, Italian.
