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Funny Instruments

4251. Didgeridoo Shop

An Australian instrument that, in the wrong hands, sounds like a bumblebee with a hangover.

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Funny Words

4252. Bugle Shop

Plosives and short, open vowels make this word a winner. It's best if you picture it being played by a funny animal, like a llama or a pelican.

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Funny Words

4253. Blunderbuss

A short, wide-barreled musket. In the original Dutch it was donderbus, 'thunder-box', but the name was altered owing to its tendency to explode in peoples' faces. See also Old-Timey, Weapons.

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Funny Words

4254. Caddywampus

The state of being grossly out of alignment, skewed, or uneven. A great Midwestern phrase; make sure to pronounce with a long 'E' for the full effect. See also Slang.

Added by a Guest on December 17, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

4255. Higgledy-Piggledy

Askew, without prior planning, or every which way. See also Slang.

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Funny Euphemisms

4256. Smuggling Grapes

What a man wearing a speedo is doing.

Added by a Guest on December 16, 2006| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

4257. Glamour Puss

See also 50's.

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Funny Clothes

4258. Jorts

Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. They simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

4259. Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time

And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2006| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

4260. Hotter than a Wet Hornet

See also Animals.

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