Guest Entries
Funny Places
4271. Rancho Cucamonga, California
People's reaction when they hear this is always the same. They can't believe it really exists but I actually lived there.
Funny Words
4274. Defenestration
A noun meaning the throwing of a person or thing out a window. See also Violence.
Funny Foods
4275. Kartoffel
The German word for "potato." Just to illustrate how much funnier this language is than English, consider that "Herr Kartoffelkopf" is German for "Mr. Potato Head." See also Fictional, German.
Funny Instruments
4276. Didgeridoo Shop
An Australian instrument that, in the wrong hands, sounds like a bumblebee with a hangover.
Funny Words
4277. Bugle Shop
Plosives and short, open vowels make this word a winner. It's best if you picture it being played by a funny animal, like a llama or a pelican.
Funny Words
4278. Blunderbuss
A short, wide-barreled musket. In the original Dutch it was donderbus, 'thunder-box', but the name was altered owing to its tendency to explode in peoples' faces. See also Old-Timey, Weapons.
Funny Words
4279. Caddywampus
The state of being grossly out of alignment, skewed, or uneven. A great Midwestern phrase; make sure to pronounce with a long 'E' for the full effect. See also Slang.
Funny Words
4280. Higgledy-Piggledy
Askew, without prior planning, or every which way. See also Slang.