Guest Entries
Funny Euphemisms
4271. Knock the Dew Off the Lilly
I don't know where this came from, but when I was a kid and had to go to the bathroom in the woods, this is what we would say.
Funny Quotes
4272. "I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change."
Rocky Balboa addresing the Soviet Union andas Bill Simmons recently pointed outending the Cold War. See also Boxing, Movies.
Funny Words
4275. Besmirched
Funny Nicknames
4277. Spunky
Funny Words
4278. Jiggery-Pokery
This is a strong contender for the "it sounds dirty, but isn't" crown. Depending, naturally, on whether such a crown exists.
Funny Insults
4280. Quazi Mode
Someone who is in quazi mode is ugly and looks like Quazimodo from Hunchback of Norte Dame, e.g., "That dude is in full quazi mode."