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Funny Products

21. Monica Lewinsky Pez Dispenser

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman. But, I do like the red ones." See also Politics.

Added by Joe on July 31, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

22. Transmission Fluid

See also Death.

Added by Joe on July 30, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

23. Fauquier, VA

Pronounced FOCK-yer.
"Where ya from?"
"Fauquier County."
"Well, fock YOUR county."

Added by Joe on July 30, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

24. Copulate

What one says when a sheriff arrives at a crime scene hours after the criminals got away.

Added by Joe on July 30, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

25. Butt Soft

The world's first Shakespearean toilet paper brand.

Added by Joe on July 12, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

26. MacNougat

Found on the Pound Menu in MacDonnell's. See also Scottish.

Added by Joe on May 11, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

27. Chris Hadfield

Everyone's favorite Canadian astronaut, who proved science has gone too far by releasing a music video of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" performed by himself in the International Space Station. See also Canadian, Science.

Added by Joe on May 10, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

28. Doc

The leader of the seven dwarfs in Walt Disney's adaptation of Snow White, who strangely enough doesn't have a distinguishable trait like his brothers. He's just a dwarf. See also Disney.

Added by Joe on May 10, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

29. Hurls

Untoward connotations aside, these are sticks used in the traditional Irish sport of "hurling". See also Irish, Vomit.

Added by Joe on May 10, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Videos

30. Geometria

One of Guillermo Del Toro's early short films, which was about a schoolboy who summons a demon in his room so he can bring his dead father back and get better marks in geometry.
26 years later, Del Toro directed Pacific Rim. See also Horror.

Added by Joe on May 10, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Joe

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Improvised Comedian
Currently working on the screenplay for Jefferson: IN SPACE, starring Danny DeVito. Loves to act, bash on drums, and sit.

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