Joe's Entries

Funny Songs

51. Toy Shop

"Walk into the club like what up I got a cool mom."

Added by Joe on February 19, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

52. Badly Translated Instructions

"This product is high glossy. Please careful of surface scratch while installation."

Added by Joe on February 19, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

53. Cocoa Feast

The lesser-known, off-brand version of Cocoa Pebbles. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

54. Troy Hurtubise

Canadian inventor credited with developing such bizarre products as: Angel Light, a gel that he claims can turn objects transparent, and the Ursus Mark VII, an exoskeleton which can reportedly withstand a grizzly bear attack (as demonstrated by himself on film). See also Canadian.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

55. Real Talk

"Yo, real talk, I scored 1423 on Bejeweled Blitz!"
"Real talk, why do I hang out with you?" See also Slang.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

56. "Opinions Are Like Onions. Everyone Has Them."

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

57. The Popcorn Button

Conveniently placed on every microwave, but condemned on every bag of popcorn. Go ahead. Press it. See also Mysteries.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

58. Spelling "Breathe" Like "Breath"

"Need to go out and breath some fresh air?"
"Nah man, just need to catch my breath." See also Grammar.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

59. "Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three."

Added by Joe on October 18, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

60. Adding Random Spices To Your Ramen And Pretending You're A Master Chef

"I just put green beans in my ramen. I don't even like them, but I have to please the patrons of my 5 star restaurant" #masterchefprobs

Added by Joe on October 18, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Joe

75 Entries
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Improvised Comedian
Currently working on the screenplay for Jefferson: IN SPACE, starring Danny DeVito. Loves to act, bash on drums, and sit.

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