Joe's Entries

Funny Songs

51. Toy Shop

"Walk into the club like what up I got a cool mom."

Added by Joe on February 19, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

52. Badly Translated Instructions

"This product is high glossy. Please careful of surface scratch while installation."

Added by Joe on February 19, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

56. "Opinions Are Like Onions. Everyone Has Them."

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

58. Spelling "Breathe" Like "Breath"

"Need to go out and breath some fresh air?"
"Nah man, just need to catch my breath." See also Grammar.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

59. "Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three."

Added by Joe on October 18, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

60. Adding Random Spices To Your Ramen And Pretending You're A Master Chef

"I just put green beans in my ramen. I don't even like them, but I have to please the patrons of my 5 star restaurant" #masterchefprobs

Added by Joe on October 18, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Joe

75 Entries
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Improvised Comedian
Currently working on the screenplay for Jefferson: IN SPACE, starring Danny DeVito. Loves to act, bash on drums, and sit.

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