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Funny Things to Do

31. Using Apostrophe's With Plural Noun's

Seriously, guy's. See also Grammar.

Added by Joe on April 14, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

32. Pardon Me, You’re Stepping On My Eyeball Shop

A 1970s coming-of-age novel for young adults, much to the dismay of readers expecting something else. See also 70's.

Added by Joe on March 10, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

33. Artist's Rendition

Probably inaccurate as to how extinct creatures actually appeared, but, hey, looks cool. See also Science.

Added by Joe on March 10, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

34. Finding Someone Else's Hair On Your Shirt

"This is the most action I've gotten in months!"

Added by Joe on March 7, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

35. A Baggie of Cheerios

Someone was either late this morning or is learning to eat big people food. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on March 4, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

36. Elmo-mania

A condition that struck parents following the release of "Tickle Me Elmo". Robert Waller, a Canadian sales clerk, was literally assaulted when he was seen holding the toy by shoppers waiting for the next shipment. See also 90's.

Added by Joe on March 2, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

37. Shaking It Like A Polaroid Picture

See also Hip-Hop.

Added by Joe on March 2, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Videos

38. Don't Smoke, R2!

A PSA from 1981 featuring Star Wars characters R2-D2 and C-3PO, in which R2 learns the dangers of smoking.

"R2-D2, you found a cigarette?!"
"Beep boop!"
"Well, I don't think smoking is very grown-up at all." See also 80's.

Added by Joe on March 2, 2014| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

39. Pokey-Man

How everyone's dad thinks Pokémon is pronounced. See also 90's.

Added by Joe on March 2, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

40. Donion Rings

What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.

Added by Joe on March 1, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Joe

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Improvised Comedian
Currently working on the screenplay for Jefferson: IN SPACE, starring Danny DeVito. Loves to act, bash on drums, and sit.

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