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1. Always Keep a Banana in Your Bag — for Scale, for Emergencies, or to Confuse People. 🍌

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2. A Conclusion is Simply the Place Where You Got Tired of Thinking

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3. Always Pretend You're the Main Character. Just... Don’t Monologue in Public.

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4. Don’t Judge a Book by Its Movie

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5. Don’t Put All Your Eggs in One Basket. Unless You Hate Eggs.

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6. Never Follow Someone Who’s Lost.

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7. If at First You Don’t Succeed, Destroy All Evidence That You Tried.

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8. Never Ask a Woman Who’s Eating Ice Cream Straight from the Container How She’s Doing

See also Ice Cream.

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9. Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing — It Wastes Your Time and Annoys the Pig.

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10. Avoid People Who Tell You to “calm Down.”

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