Some old hill-billy wisdom for ya.
Especially fun to do when it's snowing outside See also Weapons.
An ancient form of entertainment. Probably the most famous magic trick of antiquity. Even in the 21st Century it never fails to dazzle and amaze.
Seriously, how are you gonna bite my knee? What kind of crap is that?
17. Boner Anxiety
18. The Skin Flute
This instrument plays like a recorder and is located below the belt.
19. The Shit Musket
If your hungover with the flu, you probably feel like you've been shot with the "Shit Musket". See also Profanity.