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If Celery is 95% Water Isn't Water 95% Celery?

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Yeetaleetthesecond

Not mathematically correct, it'd be 5% celery.

Yeetaleetthesecond on November 7, 2022

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If you really think about it it's 0.04761904761904761

Corndog on July 18, 2026

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nobody cares, imma eat ya

kat on September 27, 2026

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Ya Corndog

kat on September 27, 2026

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