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"No guns. No butter. Both can kill."

Presidential campaign slogan of former baseball player Bill "Spaceman" Lee, who ran under the absurdist Rhinoceros Party ticket in 1988. See also Baseball, Politics, Sports.


Added by Dave on January 8, 2007 | You Like This |


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GUNS can kill you

amanda on October 3, 2007

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haha i like this quote!!

krittika on February 14, 2008

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suz on September 5, 2009

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It's not the bullet that kills you . . . it's the hole . . .

MsKnowItAll on December 21, 2019

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