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“Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.”

―Mitch Hedberg

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nahh

idk on October 2, 2025

lol

kk on October 2, 2025

SOOO TWUE

Space on October 11, 2025

idk

me on October 22, 2025

i feel like 2000 is too many

Ali the Silly Kitty mrow on October 24, 2025

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