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“You Shall Not Pass!”

―Dumbledore from Star Trek See also Star Wars.

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LookMaNoPotato

I… I have no words for the sheer impudence of this post.

LookMaNoPotato on January 27, 2026

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....why...why dumbledore has not seid that gandalf Only you shall say it

Ana on January 28, 2026

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My favourite part about How to Train Your Dragon was when Ash Ketchum said “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”

Poughtato on January 31, 2026

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I'm sorry, you must have missed your stop to disneyland to see steve from undertale

pototo on February 2, 2026

aGoblinChild

OMG this post is sooooooo wrong!! If you cant get the quote right, you don't say it at all. Please refrain from quoting anything from now on. Everyone knows The Fat Lady said that, not Dumbledore. Geez people!

aGoblinChild on February 4, 2026

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