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"strength-being Able to Throw a Tomato, Dexterity-being Able to Dodge a Flying Tomato, Constitution-being Able to Eat a Rotten Tomato, Intelligence-knowing a Tomato is a Fruit, Wisdom-knowing Not to Put a Tomato in a Fruit Salad, Charisma-being Able

to sell a tomato baised fruit salad

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