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Funny Anti-Jokes

561. Why Do Magicians Where Top Hats?

Because they do.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

562. What Did One Tree Say to the Other?

Nothing, Trees don't talk.

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Funny Diseases

563. Alphabatxia

it is like dyslexia, but you can't spell any word correctly (not even "on"!!!)

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Funny Diseases

564. Tattle Tellero

You kept on tattle telling when people told you to stop. Now everyone hates you and when ever they see you they pull out their pitchforks. Hey I can’t blame them.

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Funny Foods

565. Squishmallow Popcorn Multi-Coloured Toffee Popcorn

Like Popcorn with added fluff

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Funny Insults

566. You're So Fat That when You Approach Food It Runs Away in Fear

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Funny Jobs

567. Teacher

The only job that you need what you learned in school

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Funny Questions

568. How Do Mountains Say Hello?

They peak out.

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Funny Questions

569. Why Don't Skeletons Fight?

They don't have the guts.

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Funny Questions

570. How Do Trees Get Online?

They log in.

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