Otherwise known as, "Pasteurized Process American Cheese for Use in Domestic Programs".
Bceause nothing's more refreshing (and sexier) than a grapefruit-flavored soft drink. See also 80's.
In other words, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and I Can't Believe It's Yogurt.
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