Brian's Entries

91. Hazel

Hey Hazel, grab me a donut on your way to the copier, will ya?

Added by Brian on September 1, 2008| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

92. Fiddle Faddle

Another fine snacking product from our friends at ConAgra. See also Snacks.

Added by Brian on July 30, 2008| 2 Comments | Like You Like This | Unlike

93. Mock Tofu

Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.

Added by Brian on July 14, 2008| 1 Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

An airplane seat-pocket catalog that in a recent issue included such items as shoes with springs, the "Keep Your Distance" bug vacuum, a pet observation porthole for fences, a ten-minute marination machine, and an eagle-embossed denim jacket. See also Travel.

Added by Brian on July 7, 2008| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

95. Vinko Bogataj

Slovenian ski jumper you represented the "agony of defeat" in the oft-repeated introduction to ABC's Wide World of Sports. See also Sports, Television.

Added by Brian on June 23, 2008| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

96. What's Grosser than Gross?

Funny Movies

97. Ethnic Food Dramas

Genre of arty film in which ethnicity is reduced to cuisine and feeding represents an act of love. Recent examples of this cliche include the Chinese Eat Drink Man Woman and the Latin Tortilla Soup. See also Food.

Added by Brian on June 16, 2008| 2 Comments | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

98. International Male

Online men's clothing catalog that claims, "Over the years, our name has become synonymous with our merchandise." Oh yeah? What country are these guys from? Canada?

Added by Brian on June 10, 2008| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike