Brian's Entries

61. Go-T

An awesome way to describe a really awesome goatee. Like this one. See also Hair.

Added by Brian on July 2, 2009| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

62. Skinflint

Insult directed towards someone displaying miserly behavior.

Added by Brian on June 28, 2009| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

63. Claptrap

Describes pretentious nonsense designed for the sole purpose of provoking approval, i.e. clapping.

Added by Brian on June 28, 2009| 1 Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

64. Edible Arrangements®

You know, these things. Last weekend I actually saw this advertised on TV as a Father's Day gift. See also Flowers, Fruits.

Added by Brian on June 23, 2009| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

65. Lean Cuisine®

Varieties of this microwave meal include "Comfort Classics", "Dinnertime Selects", and "Spa Cuisine Classics". There's such a thing as spa cuisine? See also 80's, Food, Middle Age.

Added by Brian on June 4, 2009| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

66. Space Cats

Saturday morning cartoon by the creator of ALF that included both puppet and animated bits, neither of which made a lick of sense. See also 90's, Cartoons.

Added by Brian on June 4, 2009| 4 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

67. Choco Taco®

Ice cream treat known as "America's Coolest Taco". See also Dessert.

Added by Brian on June 2, 2009| 2 Comments | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

68. Mandana

Not to be confused with a hairdana, a bandana worn by a man. Like this guy. See also Portmanteau.

Added by Brian on June 1, 2009| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Also known as Ratchet Screwdriver, Bloody Winkum is a Quaker game in which teenage boys try to physically prevent their teenage girl partners from kissing a boy called the Winker. See also Games, Religion.

Added by Brian on May 20, 2009| 1 Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

70. Colored Contact Lenses

Yeck. See also 90's, Body.

Added by Brian on April 29, 2009| 2 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike