Because everything you say is sh*t. See also Profanity.
"Will you comply?"
"Error: Loop detected." *explodes*
Classic humor from Fallout 4.
One moment you're groaning extensively and the next moment you catch yourself sounding like an accelerating car, shifting gears and all. I do this all the time. See also Cars.
Could they possibly walk any slower?! See also Schools.
My favorite sarcastic line from Fallout 4, in response to being asked if I'm the new director appointed for the grand reopening of General Atomics Galleria.
My character's poker face was just perfect when he said this. Even funnier is the fact that I passed the speech check.