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Funny Foods

1. Fortune Cookies

My cookie once said "You will find a bushel of money". I have yet to find that bushel. See also Chinese.

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Funny Places

3. "So, You Live in Plymouth. What City is That In?"

My sister's not the sharpest knife in the drawer

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Funny Things to Do

4. Peeing Your Pants

Only the cool kids do it See also Urinate.

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Funny Phrases

6. Textual Satisfaction

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message or missed call. See also Telecommunications.

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Funny Insults

7. Ding Bat

an extremely silly or stupid person

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Funny Phrases

9. Urban Farmer

Someone who is constantly playing FarmVille and acts like they know everything about a real farm -- but all they do is live in the city, sit at a computer, and at a certain time, need to stop what they are doing to farm their imaginary crops. See also Farming, Video Games.

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Funny Products

10. COD

Abbreviated form of Call of Duty. Commonly mistaken for a fish. Call of Duty. A quality game. Its a first-person shooter game and has absolutely nothing to do with fishing. Which currently has the highest number of loud, obnoxious douchebags per game. See also Video Games.

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