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Funny Foods
1. Fortune Cookies
My cookie once said "You will find a bushel of money". I have yet to find that bushel. See also Chinese.
Funny Places
3. "So, You Live in Plymouth. What City is That In?"
My sister's not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Funny Products
5. Krispy Kreme's Grass Flip Flops
Stressed out and bored of your normal shoe? Then try the most naturally comfortable flip flop known to man. With some tending, its padding could last a whole 4 months. Think of it as a way to be a outdoors man, indoors. See also Shoes.
Funny Phrases
6. Textual Satisfaction
The feeling you get when your phone has a new message or missed call. See also Telecommunications.
Funny Insults
8. Office Hands
Someone who has soft hands from doing office work and little or no hard labor. See also Office.
Funny Phrases
9. Urban Farmer
Someone who is constantly playing FarmVille and acts like they know everything about a real farm -- but all they do is live in the city, sit at a computer, and at a certain time, need to stop what they are doing to farm their imaginary crops. See also Farming, Video Games.
Funny Products
10. COD
Abbreviated form of Call of Duty. Commonly mistaken for a fish. Call of Duty. A quality game. Its a first-person shooter game and has absolutely nothing to do with fishing. Which currently has the highest number of loud, obnoxious douchebags per game. See also Video Games.
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