My cookie once said "You will find a bushel of money". I have yet to find that bushel. See also Chinese.
My sister's not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Stressed out and bored of your normal shoe? Then try the most naturally comfortable flip flop known to man. With some tending, its padding could last a whole 4 months. Think of it as a way to be a outdoors man, indoors. See also Shoes.
The feeling you get when your phone has a new message or missed call. See also Telecommunications.
Someone who has soft hands from doing office work and little or no hard labor. See also Office.
Someone who is constantly playing FarmVille and acts like they know everything about a real farm -- but all they do is live in the city, sit at a computer, and at a certain time, need to stop what they are doing to farm their imaginary crops. See also Farming, Video Games.
Abbreviated form of Call of Duty. Commonly mistaken for a fish. Call of Duty. A quality game. Its a first-person shooter game and has absolutely nothing to do with fishing. Which currently has the highest number of loud, obnoxious douchebags per game. See also Video Games.
i am a beautiful man