Funny Anti-Jokes
What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.
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Comments
LOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLLOLLO
lolol on February 14, 2018
actually pretty bad
moo on February 15, 2018
What's the glue about? Still it's a good joke. =)
Squidy! on February 22, 2018
OMG
meeeee on March 9, 2018
ha
bananana on April 4, 2018
My teacher would like this one
oh on April 13, 2018
you can tune a piano, but you cant tune a fish
hufflenet on May 2, 2018
tuna fish!!!!
hufflenet on May 2, 2018
HAHAHA!!!! DAD JOKES!!!!!!!
hufflenet on May 2, 2018
Wait what's glue?
water without water on September 24, 2018
M3me5
Communism on December 18, 2018
A lot of people get "stuck" on the glue one
me on December 26, 2018
God job. BTW... I'm not a robot, and if I was, I would be busy with taking over the world. I wouldn't be worrying about this website.
Your Worst Nightmare... on January 4, 2019
Not an anti-joke, but still the best version of the tuna-piano joke I've heard so far.
??? on September 3, 2019
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ha.
thewindexman on June 3, 2020
lol that's actually not bad
hi on February 14, 2024
...but you can piano a tune. What else are you gonna do with it?
DragonHeart on April 15, 2024