the crow of a rooster. or, what a dyslexic whore says. See also Poultry.
friend i'd like to f**k. As in, "my friend is filfy".
hilarious song from Family Guy
arrow pointing up or down, doesn't matter.
Any of various weeds that grow in grain fields, as the corn cockle. See also Plants.
As in, "I just got facebooked". Went to Facebook just to look for a few minutes, and two hours later I'm contributing to some stupid website called inherently funny! See also Computers, Internet.