Frank's Entries

Funny TV Shows

41. Supermarket Sweep

Television game show in which midwestern housewives try to fit as many Butterball turkeys as possible into a shopping cart and push it around at a high rate of speed. See also 90's.

Added by Frank on February 12, 2008| 3 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

42. Hey, Leggo My Eggo!

Frequently overheard during the great waffle crime wave of the late 80's. See also Breakfast, Commercials, Television.

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Funny Questions

43. See?

No. I don't see.

Added by Frank on February 2, 2008| 5 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

44. This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

Favorite saying of suburban mothers when their bratty little kids are making a mess of things.

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Funny Advice

45. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life

Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.

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Funny Things to Do

46. Unnecessary Usage of Spanish in Normal Conversation

Hola, ladies!

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Funny Things to Do

47. Trapping People in Revolving Doors

Hey! See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

48. Yodeling

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Funny Things to Do

49. Spontaneous Combustion

To suddenly catch on fire for no reason. Really embarrassing on dates!

Added by Frank on January 8, 2008| 3 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

50. Ass-Burger Syndrome

The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on January 5, 2008| 13 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike