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Ass-Burger Syndrome

The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.


Added by Frank on January 5, 2008 | You Like This |


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my teacher must have had a severe case!

? on February 1, 2008

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My ex-wife has suffered with it for life--no one can get past her in the largest aisle.

John on March 9, 2008

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the disease that is caused by eating too many burgers so you end up with a big Huge ass like my x wife

frank on March 9, 2008

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hey i have a huge ass maybe i have it let me check .....yes i do omg i have to talk to my doctor

Amanda Wilson from redsmith on April 15, 2008

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i have ass syndrome

sexy azz on April 18, 2008

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docter i have a crack in my bum

hi on April 18, 2008

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I may also have this ass disease ....but I have always been told I had lead in my ass.

Elrod on April 21, 2009

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Bella Cullen on July 23, 2009

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Its sounds like "Ass burgers," which are tasty nonetheless, depending on the owner.

Guest on February 21, 2010

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ive got aspurgus. wooohooo

sir ian on October 10, 2010

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not funny

marissa on May 30, 2015

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Guys and gals, this is not funny. This is Asperger's Syndrome and is a type of autism. Please don't make fun of this.

Hi. on June 17, 2017

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yeaaah not funny

yall are jerks on October 25, 2017

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