Guest Entries

Funny Insults

451. You are a Mean Bean

Not nice rice.

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Funny Observations

452. Lasagna is Just Spaghetti-Flavored Cake

See also Pasta.

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Funny Insults

453. If I Left You Alone with Water You’d Somehow Set It on Fire

See also Fire, Water.

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Funny Words

454. Flatulence

When they tried to make “fart” less funny.

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Funny Insults

455. You Look Like You Cut Your Sandwiches into Rectangles

Sorry, but triangles are superior. See also Sandwiches.

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Funny Things to Do

456. Waiting at the Side of the Shower While the Water Warms Up

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Advice

457. If You’re Going to Pick Your Nose, Do It with Your Pinky Out

It’s fancier.

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Funny Euphemisms

458. The Wheel Horse

Also known as a car. See also Cars, Horses.

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Funny Words

459. Bumptious

Self-assertive or proud to an irritating degree. See also Arrogance.

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Funny Insults

460. You Have Beforehead, Forehead and Afterhead

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